Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
IT’S FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!
holy shit, I can’t stop laughing. I’m gonna teach my cockatail to sing satanic chants
I’m laughing omfff
525,000 moments so dear.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.
So many beautiful moments
The chicken nugger is now undergoing it’s final phase of mitosis.
SO I FOUND AN EASY AND SIMPLE WAY TO GAIN FOLLOWERS WITHIN MINUTES, I THINK EVERYONE WILL ATLEAST GAIN 20-30 FOLLOWERS IN ONE DAY
- CLICK HERE AND CLICK ‘FOLLOW’
- WAIT FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS TO COME POURING IN!
OMG?! I JUST GAINED LIKE 20+ FOLLOWERS IN 5 FUCKING MINUTES….
THANKS SO MUCH <3 <3
31 FOLLOWERS!! I LOVE YOU BRO THANK YOU :3
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.
I just… What???
No no no
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
1) Straight with gay tendencies?
2) smoke what? 😏
3)I have but it is a rare occurrence
4) LOL I have not
7) yas bitch yas
8)just my ears
9) yes ( lip, nose somewhere in the distant future, possibly Monroe , possibly dimples, and more on my ears)
10) bubbles 😉😊😁😚😘❤️💕💞
11) taken for almost two years
12) heavy breathing, neck biting, lip biting, groans
13) cockyness, sexism, too hairy
14) Alice in wonderland
15) You let me be myself without feeling judged
16) my friend Jared
17) very minor car accident. But it was awful regardless
18) I find myself hilarious yet still manage to be too self conscious to be anything besides shy half the time
20)sense of humor
21) either translator/interpreter or some type of psychologist or therapist
22) good except me and my sister don’t talk much
24) dinner, movies at home, cuddling, and toking
25) chewing loudly/with your mouth open, rudeness, girls that talk like they’re lil kids
26) talk dark and handsome 😂
27) annoying puny bitch know it all
28) avoid saying they date too many guys
30)” did you forget dirty clothes” from my mom
31) clingy, fat, annoying
32) caring, trustworthy, chill
33)not to lose my boyfriend
34) idek it differs
36) my weight
41) pumpkin spice Oreo
43) our blood is not blue inside our body.
ITS EVAN MOTHERFUCKING PETERS FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY GOOD BYE
"I hated cigarettes, but I would give anything to get the toxic taste of your name out of my mouth. Do anything to kill the flowers you planted deep within me, that tauntingly told stories of our forgotten love."